I have never been in any relationship (dated anyone) whatever the reasons maybe. Though over the years I have learnt a lil bit bout love. My lover is called NO-ONE.
1) The big fat smile lights up your face and all you want to do is hug (squeeze), bite (in some cases) and kiss (the wet sloppy ones) NO-ONE.
2) You are a little jealous when NO-ONE talks to any other person. You feel like you own NO-ONE and NO-ONE is supposed to be ONLY yours!
3) When NO-ONE is successful and does well you feel genuinely happy. Feels like its your own success.
4) When NO-ONE and you have that understanding. You look at each other and you know what you are thinking.
5) When NO-ONE remembers you and you get a message saying I love you/I miss you/I am thinking about you/ Its a full moon etc.
6) When NO-ONE listens to your complaints, how your day was and other jack shit even though it is very boring for them. You can talk about anything under the sun.
7) You enjoy each others company. When you are lieing down next to NO-ONE and cuddle up or you bug till they wake up when you are bored but in your case you snore away when they are bored.
8) How stupidly you grin when NO-ONE does something special for you. Buying a balloon/a rose, giving you a personalised gift/ dedicates a song to you/ put a status update on their bbms etc. You just can't stop thinking bout it.
8) When NO-ONE gets along with your other friends.
9) When the world is being a bitch to you, NO-ONE makes you think about other things and distracts you. You forget the world and smile.
10) When NO-ONE knows how badly you sing but still sings along with you and forgives you for singing wrong lyrics, going out of tune and mixing 2-3 songs.
11) You enjoy every moment with NO-ONE rather than having a vision and mission.
12) Starts finding pleasure in pain when you cripple the nipple when you are bugged.
13) When NO-ONE knows this is your unlucky number.
Actually, the saying 'love is blind' is bloody true. To what extent you can do little things for NO-ONE risking so many other important things- surprises you. It is like this island of objectivity in the sea of prejudice. All for that butterfly effect in your tummy thats makes you feel content with life.
Mommy taught me "The more you give, the more you get" so if anytime you feel NOBODY loves you, you know what to do!!
Mwuahhhh! Love you <3 <3 <3
